The adventures in my terrible yet stupid dreams

Okay I had the most terrible yet stupid dream last night. I was walking across a meadow and I was looking at a deer but the floor suddenly um...how should I put this... The floor disapeared and I was falling. Like Alice does in Alice in Wonderland. But it was dark and all my stupid dreams of the past were falling with me. But I was almost down to the ground and a cheese yelled at me saying that he got cut the wrong way. I landed on the ground and it was the same meadow. But it dropped agian and I started screaming. and the same thing happened over and over again. But like on the twentith time I wasn't screaming but the cheese was annoying me so I just grabbed a knife and said, '' I cut you wrong once don't make me do it again!'' Then he wouldn't shut up so I got the knife and cut him the wrong way. But instead of yelling at me he squirted nacho cheese in my face. I landed on the ground again but I didn't fall but instead of falling I big huge cyclopes got in my face and said, '' YOU OWE ME GUM!'' I woke up and it wasn't that terrible it was just stupid.